Boycott fashion
From the original fashion misfit.
February 23, 2008
By Joshua Anderson
The other day I was wondering why the kind folks over at Lawrence dot Kawm never stopped me on the street to inquire as to the genius behind my fashion taste for their “style scout” section. Then I looked in the mirror. Maybe it’s the pony tail. Perhaps my penchant for tucking my t-shirt into my blue jeans.
So in honor of myself and all the other looked-overs I’ve decided to start featuring my own Pirate Style Scout section (no, not actual pirates). And for her maiden voyage I’ll pick the coolest looking dude I know: me.
Age: 29.
Sign: No thanks.
Hometown: Perry, Kan.
Time in Lawrence: Yes, please.
Occupation: Burgling, Adventurer for hire, Treasure Hunter extraordinaire.
What were you doing when scouted: Strutting my stuff.
How often do you go shopping a month? I don’t. Unless you’re talking groceries, then about once a month.
How would you describe your style? It’s pretty awesome.
Where do you get your hair cut? I don’t. My hair is the source of my power.
What’s my favourite trend in fashion: Robin Hood hats.
Least favourite? Fashion Trends.
Tattoos/ piercings? Whatever it takes to make me look tough.
Favorite Coffee Shop? Whichever is the most fashionable.
Favourite bar? See above.
What would you like to see more in of Lawrence? Minorities.
What would you like to see less of in Lawrence? Majorities.
Who are your fashion influences? Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg, and Dignan.
Tell us a secret: I think fashion is stoopid.
There. That’s it. If you want to be featured in The Black Rabbit’s Pirate Style Scout section, send a picture and answer the above-mentioned questions and I’ll post them. There are only two rules: 1) No actual scouting will take place on my part and 2) ANYBODY who submits gets featured. Especially if you’re either fashionable or cool enough to make up for looking like a dumbass.
Don’t forget, if you’re more into reading than looking like your into reading you can do so with these awesome words.
-THbLKrBt
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This is awesome. I likely won't volunteer myself for style scout, but if I did, I would dress up as Zorg for the occasion. He is funny looking and represents what all humans want in life: A badass comb-over. Oh, and evil and total destruction too.
The Dignan little banana video is good.. but you should check the banana video I'm posting in a few days. Or have you seen the final product already? It's been floating 'round the tubular internet.
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