Here is an awesome poem I wrote:

an apple is an orange

an orange is an apple

therefore apples are oranges

It's all about truth and stuff. Here's one you can participate in. I've decided to attempt an unholy wedding of poetry, blogging and audience participation. Pick the best last line of the poem and post it in the comments. Or write in your own candidate, even though if you do you weaken the position of one of the two candidates drastically undermining the point of democracy whilst simultaneously damning yourself to a third party hell where heretics and immigrants are forced to watch Oprah and American Idol while they weep for what they've lost. Go hawks!

Here it is:

entitled: An Abe and Jakes Girl of My Own by tHBlKrBt (and U!)

water no = duck's back

I am a man

therefore...

a) I am not a duck's back

b) my back won't drown

c) I am thirsty

d) I am hungry for a duck-burger

e) I am a duck

f) ducks roll off a man's back

g) I am 78% duck

h) water sucks

i) ducks suck

j) i suck

k) I am feeling ornery

l) ducks are not fish

m) give me my duck back

n) hacky-sack, quack attack

o) Jimmy Carter

p) text messaging

So pick the candidate you feel best meets your needs. And keep it clean, people.

Wha happen? - tHbLkRbT