Were, not wetter. Ha

I'm sorry we had sex. I didn't know you had a girlfriend! Well. I knew someone you wetter getiting calls the whiole time. But still.

iii cccannn''tttt sleeeeep..ugghhh.

Dear Lawrence, how do you always get me so dang drunk. Love, me.

12:18, you should feel way dorky for not knowing who he is before now...

To the only Slovakian on campus, your very cute!

sometimes you just have to do it yourself, 1258

ughgghg im so freakin horny and i'm not in lawrence right now

724 you around?

Fresh baked sugar cookies and MysteryQuest: What a perfect Friday night.

i need a fake id.. anyone?

I just found out who White Owl is and realized that I have talked to him before and now I feel way cool.

After seeing "The Fourth Kind"...I am now deathlly afraid of White Owl.

Han shot first

i have a bad feeling about this

red 5 standing by

Hahahah I love that!

JOHN MURRAY GET OFF FREE FOR ALL

945 - Do you REALLY want to see a band like Weezer that, just like Green Day and the Kings of Leon, is a mere shell of ifs former self?

Some of us got codenames awhile ago. Those were fun times. --Vulpix

if you are on facebook tonight and would like a FREE WEEZER CONCERT, all you ku alumni, students and fans should join the t-mobile cliq challenge!

Your codename is pussyhands

lets all get codenames

ive found that the best thing to do when dating a total dbag that changes into a nice guy is not to believe ANYTHING he says. Because when he lets you down, you already expect it.

Fixing my computer while drunk probably isn't a good ideabut I'm gonna try it anyway.

dear bar band trumpet player, i hope i see you tonight because i adore you.

7:23- Im game

I just wanna have internet sex really quick. Not real sex...just enough to get me wet. Fantasies are more fun I think.

hey 6:46 me too, but Im having a blast. I'm just relaxing.

Any female horny? If so, let's have sex. (I'm a guy, btw)