Fellow students: Please do away with the "Rip his fucking head off chant." It sounds like something jean short-wearing Mizzou fans would say.

Drinking game during debates: Take a shot each time someone says "fundamental".

Just in case you haven't heard, AIG execs used almost half a million dollars of their bailout money to go to a nice resort. http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/topstocks/archive/2008/10/07/aig-bailout-means-facials-pedicures.aspx

Where is "Pockeestahn"?

"Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran"? I want to hear this song. Do you think we could get McCain to sing it for us?

im not a player

Instead of studying for my ethics midterm, I decided I'd count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I'm at 591.

To all the players out there: get over yourself and start having REAL relationships. We can tell you're a player so don't say you're not!

Now McCain's hero is Roosevelt? Last debate he said it was Reagan!

Now McCain's hero is Roosevelt? Last debate he said it was Reagan!

Now McCain's hero is Roosevelt? Last debate he said it was Reagan!

Obama can't say Pakistan

Obama can't say Pakistan

Do not become a slut, don't change who you are for other people, if you remain true then they'll come to you.

wow, girl in the gray sweatshirt, i could tell you were checking me out ;)

Not sure what movie it's from but it goes something like, "Guys want to fuck a whore. Guys want to marry a lady."

It sounds to me like your friend is a slut herself. Don't do it. The guys who are into that are dirty and will only hurt you.

BunnyFace thinks Obama is the shit.

Should I really take my friend's advice and be more slutty? Are guys really so into slutty girls that I have to change myself in order to get someone to notice me?

Skinny jeans on skinny guys are cute. Skinny jeans on chubby boys are not cute. You have made yourselves into male muffin-tops.

I've come to the conclusion that 99% of females are not worth my time. However, it's that special 1% that makes me keep trying.

After the many times you have proven to be a completely self-absorbed jerk and a bad friend. I have sadly come to the conclusion that I am just a better person than you.

Revenge isn't always so sweet. Gentler approaches to problems are better. It's honesty and integrity all the way.

I need better gay friends.

I really need to read over my lab notes, but I think I am going to read "Howl's Moving Castle" instead. Either way, I'm still a nerd.

I really hope that old fat guy that works at that store in the underground quits hitting on me soon... he is really starting to creep me out!

So wait? Lindsey Lohan wasn't just an everyday screwed up druggie, she was a young woman struggling with her sexuality. That's comforting.

Kara eats broccoli with toe wax. Claire eats gumballs with jelly. Victoria eats pudding with dustbunnies.

I'm totally into men, but the past two nights I've had a dream where I had sex with two different girls and was really in it.

To the girl that I love tapped with my car on Monday I am sorry I should have asked you to dinner.