Free For All: 8/22/05

Monday, August 22, 2005

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Oliver just beat McCollum! We had the first fire alarm! Someone needs to learn how to make popcorn without setting off the fire alarms.

If Uncle Jesse was the chancellor, he'd let us buy beer at the Union.

Let's take a minute to think about this... during the summer, Lawrence has a total of about 12 people in it. Why don't we finish the construction then?

So my friend had a drunk guy tattoo her foot, so instead of a music stand, it looks like something a drunk guy drew.

Bauer says, “Thanks,” and yes, she’s single!

So does this mean that Corbin won the prize for first fire alarm of the year?

Yo, Brian Wacker was right, Mt. Sunflower is the highest point in Kansas, but it’s also near Colorado, the Kansan is on Mt. Oread. Come on now.

And by music stand, I mean the music staff thing. The treble clef is all messed up.

Today my friend and I were parked on the hill on 11th next to GSP, and the parallel parking was a really tight fit, so my friend totally off-roaded and drove down some stairs! Down some stairs!

If you guys watch Quantum Leap, do you ever wonder what happens if the guy leaps into a woman, and then he meets a guy that really likes him, and then he has sex with that guy? Weird!

Did I mention we just went off roading down some stairs?

Jeremy Case just gave me a white chocolate cookie in the elevator! What have you done for me today?

The fate of the free world lies in the readers hands: who would win in a fight, King Kong or Godzilla?

Marrying a 14-year-old should be a crime everywhere, and that guy should be punished.

Making the rounds with KU Public Safety

For officer Robert Blevins, patrolling campus means making a difference at KU.

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Free for All: March 13, 2007

Hey Free-for-All, I just proved that violence is the answer! My iPod ...

/news/2007/mar/13/free_all/

Free For All: April 23, 2007

Free for All, if I had T-Mobile, you’d totally be in my ...

/news/2007/apr/23/free_all/

A Lesson In Leaping

I watched my brother hurl himself thirty feet into the muddy water ...

/news/2006/may/11/jp_alessoninleapin/

Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007

Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...

/news/2007/sep/10/free_all/

Free for all: March 9, 2007

Free for All. . . For all the guys who’d like to ...

/news/2007/mar/09/free_all/

Free for All: April 6, 2007

My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...

/news/2007/apr/06/freeforall/

Free for All: April 2, 2007

Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

/news/2007/apr/02/free_all/

Free For All: August 22, 2007

Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”

/news/2007/aug/22/free_all/

Free For All: March 26, 2007

I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...

/news/2007/mar/26/free_all/

Behind the Beak

/news/2005/aug/17/behind_beak/

Delta Force will try to put out ...

/news/2005/apr/11/news_campus_alarms/

Free for All: Oct. 12, 2005

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Free for All: March 6, 2007

There’s a fire drill, and I’m hiding in the closet. Shh, don’t ...

/news/2007/mar/06/free_all/

Free For All: Sept. 18, 2007

Screw the K-State Power Towel. If you’re going to the KU, K-State ...

/news/2007/sep/18/free_all_sept_18_2007/

Wescoe wit

Fun with eavesdropping

/news/2008/apr/03/wescoe_wit/

Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free for All: February 26, 2007

"So United Students can't even spell "student" in chalk. Am I really ...

/news/2007/feb/26/free_all/

Sober and Social

/news/2005/apr/07/jayplay_venue_sober/

Who???

/news/2005/jan/27/jayplay_music_who/

Schneider: Change Wescoe’s atmosphere

When you pass by the spirited pastors and speakers on Wescoe beach, ...

/news/2007/may/01/schneider/

Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

/news/2007/sep/06/free_all_september_6_2007/

A generation ablaze

Forty years ago today, the Kansas Union burned during one of the ...

/news/2010/apr/20/generation-ablaze/

Them's fightin' words

How NOT to get into a bar fight.

/news/2009/oct/01/thems-fightin-words/

Living in a love-hate relationship

What happened this time? I scrambled for my purple tennis shoes hidden ...

/news/2010/nov/04/living-love-hate-relationship/

Honesty best for no-strings hook-ups

/news/2005/feb/04/opinion_perspectives_2/

False fire alarms frequent campus

The common prank occurs most in residence halls, consequences could result in ...

/news/2008/aug/04/false_alarm/

Hall sweet home

/news/2005/aug/17/hall_sweet_home/

Maverick

/news/2005/sep/08/maverick/

Students find temporary homes after apartment fire

/news/2005/oct/11/ne_displaced_students/

Free for All: May 3, 2007

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

/news/2007/may/03/free_all/

Bitch and Moan

/news/2008/nov/20/bitch_moan/

Kansas on my mind

/news/2005/sep/08/kansas_my_mind/

Free For All: October 8, 2007

Free for All, why in the world can’t people in this God-forsaken ...

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Securing their safety

/news/2005/apr/25/news_campus_safety/

Hanging around the Rec

If I can do it, you can too...

/news/2008/apr/24/hanging_around_rec/

Kansas denies Dayton 60-43

Cole Aldrich recorded Kansas' first ever triple-double with 13 points, 20 rebounds ...

/news/2009/mar/22/game_blog_kansas_vs_dayton/

Free For All: October 29, 2007

College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...

/news/2007/oct/29/ffa/

No holds barred: The secret life of ...

It might be one of the most recession-proof jobs in America.

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Malicious Intimacy

Four students' experiences with domestic violence.

/news/2011/may/04/malicious-intimacy/

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