‘Mom March’ in D.C.; Cursing now prohibited

By Betsy McLeo

Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Last Monday, the Senate approved the MAP (Mothers Against Profanity) Act, prohibiting the use of “potty language.” A list of legal phrases has been published and provided to all local law enforcement agencies and public libraries.

Acceptable phrases include: gaseous waste production facility i.e.: “Don’t be such a gaseous waste production facility-hole!” and celibately challenged i.e.: “Maybe if you weren’t so celibately challenged you wouldn’t have herpes.” Other acceptable entries in this category include virginally impaired and monogamously disabled.

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