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  • I was just walking on campus and saw seven people listening to iPods. It’s so pathetic that you’re that socially inept. Get a life, and get some help.
  • I just want to say as an emplyee of KU Info that I feel for all the students on campus whose questions are neglected because the libraries are forcing so many extra tasks on us. Vote for KU Info in the spring elections!
  • Shame, shame, shame – towing a car with a handicap placard?
  • Quin Snyder’s a sissy.
  • Actually, I apologize for calling Quin Snyder a sissy, because that’s an insult to sissies.
  • My sister’s having quadruplets. Does that mean she’s having a foursome in her uterus?
  • I’m standing in line for the Mizzou game, and I was just molested with a University Daily Kansan. It was the best I’ve ever had. Thank you, UDK!
  • The Quin Snyder-Donald Trump “You’re fired” insert was the best insert of my life. Thank you, Kansan, for a whole lot of laughs.
  • OK, the radio announcer just said that KU has better penetrators in basketball and that Langford was spearheading the attack. Is it just me or does this make other people horny?

 

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