Wescoe Wit

Thursday, February 3, 2005

Guy 1: Goble!

Guy 2: What the shit, man? You were supposed to save us seats!

Guy 3: Well, they just opened the doors …

Guy 1: Oh, well, it doesn’t matter — it’s like a Pi Kapp army in here!

...

Girl, searching through coat pocket, talking to girl next to her: I’ve got this flier (pause) A bus pass (pause) Oh…and one more! A dime. (looks at the pile of stuff next to her) Now I need a trash can … crap.

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Man arrested for delivering lashings to car, ...

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Federal government fake ID probe ongoing

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Student reports rape to Lawrence police

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Quick fix

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Busting bad smells

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Assembly required

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Sex and the City: Kiss and Tell

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The Honorary Title

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Athletic Calendar

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On Campus

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Kansas wraps up island series

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Arm wrestling competition to be held at ...

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KU students respond quickly to seizure in ...

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Comedy opens tomorrow at Lawrence Community Theatre

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Fire at apartment complex causes $3,000 in ...

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Committee recommends instant replay

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Alumnus donation to attract molecular biologist University

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Let it slide

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The Wedding Date

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Local ‘human form’ artwork to be displayed ...

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Police investigating body found in ditch

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The Snake The Cross The Crown

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Kansas shuts out Hawaii-Hilo in opener

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Lighting fixture causes fire in Spencer Research ...

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New procedure helps police respond to noise ...

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Former KU basketball player signs with New ...

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Student Senate requests grace period for new ...

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University alumnus donates $10 million for economics

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Political speaker, writer to bring conservative view

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On The Record

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Five sickest food moments of all time

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School of Pharmacy holds career fair this ...

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Playboy: The Mansion

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BREAKING NEWS — All evening classes cancelled

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Coach Carter

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Thefts hit engineering school

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Devoted scholar dies at 63; remembered by ...

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University welcomes high school musicians

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Shooting victim remembered

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