I think everyone living in a First Management apartment should move out immediately and stop paying rent to a Missouri sympathizer.

Why should anyone in the state of Kansas get to decide who I can marry?

I’d just like to say that if Screech from “Saved By The Bell” went to KU, he’d live on the eighth floor of McCollum.

There’s juggling on ESPN. Are you freaking kidding me?

This is to the guy who wears the Uggs. Uggs are dumb enough on girls. Don’t do it.

Is it really necessary to have the president’s State of the Union address on every channel?

Since when does losing an election necessitate acquiescence?

At least we now know that the war on terror begins with homosexuals at home.

You don’t think shows like “The Bachelorette” and “Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire?” ruin the sanctity of marriage?

I don’t care if you’re a Republican or a Democrat, you don’t wear fishnets to a State of the Union address.