Editor’s note and Poll


“Oh my God, we’re back again! Tongue In Beak’s back — alright!”

That’s right, they’ve let us publish two editions now. And I’d like to say, to all the haters: Don’t hate the player, hate the rapper who decided to call himself, “The Game.” Our best response from the first edition came as a result of Owen Morris’ story on organ-harvesting for tuition. A mother of a KU student called the editors of the Kansan to say that “no one was going to get her son’s liver.” Thanks for your response, lady. I know a lot of editors try to spawn interest in stories by telling anecdotes connected to them, so here goes. I think rubber bracelets are lame, I tried to get rid of my virginity at some point, my dad’s an optometrist, I can’t dance, I could care less about celebrity relationships, I’ve waited forever in line at The Underground and I’ve probably farted in class at some point. Sorry. Keep it real.

Would you rather fart in class or make out with someone who smells like hot dogs?

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