Wescoe wit

[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things. ]

By By Paige Worthy

Thursday, May 5, 2005


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Guy 1: The only time I’ve ever seriously contemplated whether or not I should bear briefs is when I’m doing crunches at the gym. I have to ask myself, “Are my balls hanging out?”

Guy 2: Yeah, you have to make sure you contain your equipment.

Girl: So, what do we have to do to get some popcorn?

Guy: Sign these petitions.

Girl: All of them? Aren’t they all the same?

Guy: No. There are seven. The popcorn is sort of like the grand prize.

Girl: Ummmm… (walks away)

Girl 1: …And he was like, “Yeah, that guy is just a douche bag. He’s no good for you.”

Girl 2: Has he even met him?

Girl 1: No! He was like, “I can just tell from looking at him that he’s a jerk.” And I was like, “Well, you don’t know him.”

Girl 2: What a jerk.

 

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