Thursday, March 9, 2006
I just wanted everyone to know that my roommate is just sitting around debating over whether basketball players’ profiles on Facebook are real or not and my friend swears on her life that they are real and I don’t think they are. Any opinions?
Hey Free-for-All, so sitting at Mrs. E’s right now and my friend just like collapsed into her salad. I think she might have narcolepsy or something.
Adam Morrison, shave your stupid mustache.
Free-for-All, I have a concussion, and I have a French quiz this morning at 8 o’clock and I wanted to e-mail my professor and tell him that I’m not gonna be there, but I can’t really get up right now. Could you tell him for me? Thanks, bye.
My roommates just brought home a keg in a cab. I love this country.
My roommates also said that the cabbie let them smoke on the way here in the car. Go Jayhawks.
I cannot wait until Fred Phelps dies, and nobody cares at all, because he hasn’t done anything good for humanity, and nobody will say anything about his life at all.
I love riding tricycles while wearing papier mâché hats and reciting Shakespeare in German, because Shakespeare is my drug. Grrr. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight, baby.
I’m still waiting for True Hollywood Stories Saved by the Bell edition. That’s gonna be the shit.
I just wanted to know if we wouldn’t be able to watch all the Jayhawk games in the Big 12 tournament. Are they going to broadcast them? Please let me know. Bye.
Hey Free-for-All, have you ever farted in the shower? Why does it smell so much worse than a regular fart? It’s ridiculous.
This girl was wearing a Bucknell sweatshirt outside of Anschutz today. It still hurts.
Hey people on bikes, if you’re going to ride your bike in the road, stop at stop signs and obey the law.
I think Jacob Wittler should be altar boy for Fred Phelp’s church. The end.
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