Wescoe Wit

By Dani Hurst

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Guy 1: I’m hot.

Guy 2: You’re hotter than hot. You’re ice cold!

Guy 1: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.

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Guy: I need to get some Marbolos... Malboros... Whatever.

Girl: Some what?

Guy: You know, the cigarettes.

Girl: That’s not what they’re called. You’re an idiot.

Guy: Shut up, I’m foreign!

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Guy 1: Oh man, that paper totally screwed me. How about you?

Guy 2: Yeah, me too.

Guy 1: What grade did you get?

Guy 2: I got a D. How about you?

Guy 1: (Laughs) I got an A. I just wanted to see what you got.

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Girl: Where you goin’?

Professor: To my other class.

Girl: (Gasp) Shame on you for not telling me you had another class.

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Girl 1: Hey, what’s the capital of New England?

Girl 2: Um, I don’t think that’s a state.

Girl 1: Of course it is. Where do you think the New England Patriots are from?

Girl 2: Oh, maybe you’re right. Maybe it’s Boston…

 

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