I’ve decided to wear black for the rest of the week to mourn the loss of Julian Wright.

Hey Julian, great job in college. Good luck in the NBA.

All I have to say is Brandon Rush better not leave, too.

I hate the NBA, it’s such a homewrecker. We love you, Julian.

Julian, I’m going to tell your mom what you’re doing.

Yes, Julian, it is about the money.

I just wanted to call and ask all the guys out there how many piercings is too many piercings for a girl, and which ones are hot and which ones are not?

Do these Ugg boots make me look fat?

Burrito King for Student Senate! Wee!

I heard Darnell Jackson is going to go to the NBA, too.

Free for All, I can guarantee that there are at least three sexual deviants in Delta Force. Don’t vote for them.

I really should go to bed soon. Especially since I have to get up at the butt crack of dawn.

I just did really good on a chemistry test, but Julian is leaving. I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I would just like to say that I am a gay man, and I detest the fact that the stupid homo lights are still outside of Hash now that Pride Week is over.

Molly, just because Spring Break is over doesn’t mean you get to stop taking your top off.

I love Raymond.

Best birth control available: being gay.

Hey Free for All, this is Chris. I just want you to know I was asked to resign my position, which I have done. Also, anyone who says that they think the people supporting me should face consequences are probably just jealous, because they don’t have nearly 150 plus people who would of supported them if they were removed from their position. Secondly, I would like to personally thank everyone who showed me support and love through the entire situation. You all meant more to me than you will ever know. Thank you very much, and although I will no longer be working at Hash, I will be there all the time. God bless, and have a great day.

Hey Free for All, this is Chris again, the guy who resigned. I just want it to be known that there were consequences people were facing for showing their support for me. For merely voicing their opinion and disagreement with the Department of Student Housing, peoples’ jobs were threatened. I just think that it should be known. Thank you.

Congratulations Julian, you lied to you mother.

It’s been a month since Daylight Savings Time started. Can’t somebody figure out how to make the computers at Anschutz display the right time?

I guess Chris was in the wrong, but he didn’t deserve to be fired. And what sort of consequences are you talking about, asshole? Bring it on!

Hey guys, I just had this awesome idea. I’m going to treat the Free for All like it’s a person el-oh-el.

I love you, Dad!

The best part about Student Senate elections is knowing that the next day, all that chalk and crap is going to be gone from the sidewalks.

I just want to thank my GTA for throwing up at the end of class today. It probably made my day.

Hey Free for All, drink this. It’ll make you grow hair on your ovaries, but careful. They’re inside you, so it’s real bad.

I will die before I disavow my loyalty to Chris. You guys are twats.

Oh man, I just walked in on my roommate having sex. I guess he’s not a virgin anymore.

The only reason I’m enjoying the rain right now is because it’s erasing all the political nonsense.

I am totally all about the pointless campus propaganda being washed away by the rain. You go, rain. You rock.

To whoever found my keys down on Mass Street on April 10th around lunch time. Thank you so much, you are a life saver.

These shoes suck.

Julian Wright is dynamite! We will miss you. Play well.

Who cares who makes the Skyline? It’s a car. Nobody really cares.