Wescoe Wit

By Laura Evers

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Girl 1: Do you think the limo driver will come back with us tonight and get in the hot tub?

Girl 2: I don’t know if they do that.

Girl 1: Well, I’m sure we could figure something out. I bet he’s done it before.

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Girl 1: Who are you calling?

Girl 2: Your butt!

Girl 1: So does that mean when it rings I fart?

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Girl: So I get to take care of my friend’s dog this summer while he’s gone for a month.

Guy: Oh, that’s kind of like me. While my roommate’s in Florida, I get to take care of my other roommate, Megan.

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Girl 1: That kind of reminds me of my sweater.

Girl 2: Except yours isn’t sparkly.

Guy 1: (turns to Girl 1) And yours is more slutty.

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Guy:Did you eat all my donuts?

Girl: Maybe.

Guy: I will smother you in your sleep with glazed donuts!

Girl: Well, too bad you can’t, ‘cause I ate them all!

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Girl 1: What’s your biggest fear?

Girl 2: Oh, if my parents only knew…

 

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