Monday, April 16, 2007
Julian Wright? More like Julian Wrong. Am I right?
I called because I didn’t know what you sounded like, and frankly, I’m a little disappointed.
I’m streaking down Jayhawk Boulevard right now.
If Hulk Hogan and his wife can’t stay together in this world, when who can?
Why do women smile when they walk down the isle at their wedding? Because they know they’ll never have to give another blow job again.
This is for the guy who got offended by the Jesus comment. If it offends you, don’t read it.
I didn’t vote.
My girlfriend thinks my crotch smells like a newborn baby.
Would you rather have sex with your dad and have no one know about it, or have sex with your mom and have everyone know about it? This is a question only for guys.
Hey Clint, Kansan editors shouldn’t have to apologize for shit. Maybe you’re the attention whore.
Free for All comment deemed offensive and obscene? Clint Springer, you are an attention whore.
Hey Free for All, we were wondering how mermaids mate? Do they shoot the sperm out of their A-holes or are the asexual?
I always wondered what the delay was between Free for All call-ins and being printed in the opinion page. Today is Friday, April 13th, 2007 at about 11:45 p.m. Alright, later.
My friend just called me and told me I need to play D on this girl. I don’t play girls in basketball.
Little did I know, “D” meant dick, and by the time I got to her house, I already had a basketball under my arm.
Our arrows will block out the sun.
Then we shall fight in the shade.
I just walked in on my roommate crying to the end of Titanic, so I made him pay by cooking his hamster.
I know it snowed today, and I know more idiots are going to call in about Global Warming. If you’re thinking about calling in, do a little research first, then make your call, thanks.
Why the hell was there a French fry in my pocket?
It is two thirty in the morning, and three of my friends are starting a power hour now. Should I be worried?
Alright you global warming whakos. It’s mid April, and there is snow on the ground. Explain that one.
Free for All, my vagina is not a brewery.
This is for those frat boys. We just took some shrooms. There is no way we’re going to make it to Day on the Hill.
If I offered the pot hole crew sexual favors, do you think they’d come fix the pot hole outside my apartment?
I was just kind of bored, and I was just wondering how many times I could make it into the Free for All. This is one.
This is two!
Three.
This would definitely be four.
Two hundred and ninety-seven.
These shoes rule,
Bugaboo.
If you lost your yellow Mustang at our party on Friday night, we have it, and it tops out at a hundred miles per hour. It stays.
Beer is good, sex is better.
To all the morons who keep calling in about global warming: global warming melts the polar icecaps, thereby cooling the rest of the world. This is global warming.
Free for All, I’m drunk, and I can’t find my keys!
(Heavy panting.)
Free for All: April 9, 2007
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Free For All: May 9, 2007
Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
Free For All: April 18, 2007
Free for All is my new addiction.
Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007
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Free for All: May 8, 2007
My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.
Free For All: April 23, 2007
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Free For All: October 19, 2007
Mario Chalmers has more hops than a brewery!
Free for All: October 2, 2007
Stop following me you damn campus cop! You make me nervous!
Free for All: April 13, 2007
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Free for All: May 3, 2007
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Free for All: April 12, 2007
I’m just holding a phone up to my face and talking to ...
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Free For All: April 20, 2007
I just drove by Burger King, and I saw Julian Wright with ...
Free For All: September 7, 2007
My hands smell like syrup.
Free for All: March 15, 2007
Who put chopsticks into the holes on the intercom in Hash’s elevator? ...
Free For All: September 25, 2007
This is your voice. What do you think of it?
Free for All: April 30, 2007
My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...
Free for All: April 10, 2007
I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...
Free For All: September 4, 2007
It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.
Free for All: April 27, 2007
Can you tell me why I’ve been waiting in the rain for ...
Free for All: March 29, 2007
I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...
Free For All: November 15, 2007
Did everybody on campus know that we’re 10-0 in football? I had ...
Free for All: April 6, 2007
My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...
Free for All: April 3, 2007
Dear Free for All, how do you cook panda meat? I just ...
Free for All: March 6, 2007
There’s a fire drill, and I’m hiding in the closet. Shh, don’t ...
Free for All: May 7, 2007
I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...
Free For All: April 5, 2007
Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...
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Free For All: October 10, 2007
Looks like someone forgot their power towel.
Free for All: September 11, 2007
You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have ...
Free for All: March 5, 2007
Spring has come again, which means the start of another baseball season, ...
Free For All: March 7, 2007
March Madness, baby! Catch the fever.
Free for All: September 21, 2007
Community college sucks. I miss you, Free for All.
Free for All: April 2, 2007
Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?
Free for All: September 5, 2007
So Free For All, my roommates and I don’t know how to ...
Free for All: March 30, 2007
Everyone was clothed in my chemistry class today. No big whoop. Just ...
Free For All: September 6, 2007
The comment before this one sucked.
Free For All: October 1, 2007
Let me reiterate, the $500 ResNet fee is ridiculous.
Free For All: Sept. 13, 2007
I have a friend. He eats beads so his poop will be ...
Free For All: Sept. 18, 2007
Screw the K-State Power Towel. If you’re going to the KU, K-State ...
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Free For All: April 16, 2007
Clint Springer is a wonderful, kind person who is not afraid to defend his faith, even in the face of persecution. He also has a Ph. D in biology, which I'm betting is more than any of you can say.
Free For All: April 16, 2007
Clint might be a wonderful, kind person but he might be better served by growing a pair of balls. Waa!! Somebody on the internet offended my false-idol, waa!!
Free For All: April 16, 2007
Please forgive me for my previous comment. It was 1 AM and I was angry that the Free for All would print, even online, an obviously slanderous comment about a highly intelligent and respected KU researcher. I stand by my defense of his intelligence, integrety, and class, but I retract anything that may be considered a personal attack on anyone.
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