Free for All: April 17, 2007

Jericho High School in New York needs to give us back our Jayhawk. Don’t believe me? Check it out at www.jerichoschools.org/hs.

Hey, guy who drives the silver Daytona pickup truck, revving your engine and such: Compensating for something, question mark?

To the clod on the seventh floor of Ellsworth who clogged up the shower with his mud: Now I know why janitors are angry people.

Did the guy at Taco Bell really just speak Spanish to me, or am I still high from Hookah?

Survey says nine out of ten girls named Lauren are D-bags.

You know it’s bad when your Facebook stalking at seven thirty in the morning, before your class.

I just spit out my milk all over my Free for All because of that mermaid comment. Way to go!

I swear, it’s like 7th Street is just one big pot hole. My car is getting it’s ass kicked.

I think a smurf splooged on my newspaper.

This is response to the “if it offends you, don’t read it” comment: You won’t know that something offends you until you’ve read it.

 

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Comments

"My good friend Mr. Hong has very slanty eyes. I cannot tell if it’s because he’s high, or because the sun is in his eyes."

Nice job, Kansan. This statement wasn't blatantly racist at all.

While I don't agree with the Kansan's statement it is within the bounds of free speech for them to print whatever the hell they want.

Even if it is racist? I support free speech but hateful speech should not be anonymous. If you want to say something offensive, have the balls to attribute it to yourself.

The UDK is notorious for publishing material offensive to students' ethnic groups, religious views, gender, etc. Remember when they published the derogatory free for all comment about watermelons that was directed at the African-American community? It seems that the UDK really doesn't know any better, or at least, let's hope none of this mishaps are intentional, even though they are rather frequent.

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