Free For All: April 18, 2007

By KANSAN

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

University of Kansas, I know people that can dispose of those protesters for a nominal fee. Just letting you know.

My thoughts and prayers to those killed this morning at Virginia Tech. This is a tragic and terrible thing.

To the guy who called in the comment about global warming, I did some research. Turns out you’re a douchebag.

Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

There appears to be another crazy man speaking out in front of Wescoe, today. Don’t these people have anything better to do?

Dear four square club, where did you? Please come back.

It’s so nice and bright out. I feel like I’m on shrooms.

Free for All is my new addiction.

You know why you don’t have parties? Because people steal your shit.

I’ve done the KU Trivia for the past two semesters, and I still haven’t won. I want to know when I’m gonna win.

Free for All, am I thankful for the toilet paper that rolls freely in Anschutz library, as opposed to everywhere else, where it’s a battle to get one square.

I just saw a biker run into the back of a car.

To the guy that’s always driving around that tiger SUV: We don’t go to Missouri, we go to KU.

Global warming doesn’t mean that there’s not going to be snow on the ground in April. It just means that the overall temperatures are warmer annually than they used to be. Whoever doesn’t know about global warming should probably look it up.

This is why we should be allowed to carry guns into the classrooms. To prevent stuff like what happened to Virginia Tech.

These shoes rule.

I put the French fry in your pocket. It had “Will you marry me, Allison?” written on the back.

I just saw a guy playing mean air guitar, and it pretty much made my day.

I’m a size 36D, and my roommate told me today that my shirt made my boobs look bigger. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

My name is Lauren, and survey says “F-you.”

Not everyone who works for the Parking Department is a jerk, because I just met the world’s nicest parking lot man.

Wow, Jericho High School in New York did steal our Jayhawk. Isn’t that copyright infringement?

It’s peanut butter jelly time!

I swear, GSP girls will run you right off the sidewalk.

Dude, my name's Lauren, and I’m not a D-bag!

I think the reason why Free for All is so short today is because nobody had anything funny to say about the Virginia Tech shooting.

I saw Julian Wright running around today. I wonder what he stole. Oh wait, it was just our hopes and dreams.

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