Thursday, April 19, 2007
Editor’s Note: Yesterday’s online version of the Free For All contained some errors. Three comments were posted online that were originally cut in the print version and should have never made it on the Web. We apologize for the mistake.
Why do people wear sunglasses on cloudy days?
Free for All, is it wrong that I gave a guy a nudge in the booty with my car just to see what it would feel like?
To the guys trying to catch the squirrel down by the lake: We saw you.
I brushed my teeth last night.
I’ve already been to the mall and it sucked!
What?
Hey Free for All, can you turn a cardboard box into a transmogrifier? Because that would be awesome. Okay, you should get on that.
KU, what’s our emergency plan?
It really bothers me that people say “douchebag” so much. We need to start using the term “D-bag” or “dirtbag.” “Dirtbag” is a more versatile, heterosexual insult, nicer, and generally less offensive to women.
Hey Free for All, what do Austin and a tomato have in common? Neither one can play the saxophone!
It’s okay Free for All, we found Meg. It’s okay.
Free for All, do you have a Facebook?
Hey people outside of Wescoe beach, eliminate the middle man and throw your own papers away.
To the guy trying to sell his Jeep: Fix your tail light, and also fix your passenger rear view mirror. You have to fix that cheap crap to sell a car, you idiot.
I just got rid of my manual and got an automatic, and I keep grabbing my Mountain Dew bottle to shift gears.
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Free for All, do a barrel roll.
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This is your voice. What do you think of it?
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The sun on my tummy feels so good!
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Thunderstorms are God’s way of giving hippies showers.
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My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.
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I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.
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Whoever is flying the kite in front of Templin: You’re adorable.
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Join the Todd Reesing For Heisman group on facebook
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My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...
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It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...
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Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?
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Free for All, you can stand under my umbrella.
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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar!
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Comments
Free For All: April 19, 2007
Ah, I see. So you delete the hateful, mocking comment about Virginia Tech, attributing it to an editor's error, but you don't delete the hateful, racist comment that still appears on the 17th's Free For All. Either delete all blatantly offensive comments, or unconditionally tout the first amendment. If you're not consistent, if you're picking and choosing what you deem overtly offensive, your ignorance is made abundantly clear by what comments still appear on this website.
Free For All: April 19, 2007
I wear sunglasses so that I can ogle breasts and butts without getting caught.
Free For All: April 19, 2007
jesus...it's free for all, not a freaking article in the paper. let it go. The V.Tech thing is fresh and an incredibly sensitive subject. give them some credit- they're doing their best.
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