Free for All: April 24, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I wonder why guys wear hats. How do they look without them?

Why do people go five miles an hour under the speed limit? Get your balls out of your purse and go the extra five!

Just because I graduated after 1990 does not mean that I don’t know about Purple Rain, bitch!

Morricone is spelled M-O-R-R-I-C-O-N-E. Just so you know.

Free for All, my uterus is contracting and my ovaries are pulsating, and it does not feel good. It does not feel good at all.

To the people who drove two hours to Pittsburgh for fried chicken: It’s okay. We drove one and a half to Abilene.

Free for All, I think you should have a whole page of Free for Alls, because this whole past week has had like, six, which really is not a significant number.

I just watched a girl in my English class undress a fellow sitting next to me with her eyes. Then she got a good head-on look at him, and I think she threw up a little bit.

I’ll take a number two with no pickles, bucket sized, with a keg of Dr. Pepper.

Free for All, I’m walking past Anschutz library, and there are numerous girls out tanning. Thank you, summer.

To the girl who just got on the bus, who before she got on she blew the dandelion: I totally saw it go all the way back on your face, and it was wonderful.

To the person who said I have vag problems: That’s not very nice. Have a terrific Tuesday, d-bag!

It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and the crazy preacher screaming about God only knows what.

Guys on the Park & Ride bus, would it kill you to give up your seat for a lady once in a while?

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I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...

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Free for All: April 2, 2007

Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007

Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...

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Free for All: Sept. 14, 2007

Does anyone know what the deal is with that old crazy hippie ...

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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Free for All: May 3, 2007

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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Free for All: April 30, 2007

My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...

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Free For All: October 22, 2007

The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

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Free For All: April 20, 2007

I just drove by Burger King, and I saw Julian Wright with ...

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Free For All: November 13, 2007

A beer bong is the solitaire of drinking games.

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Free for All: September 28, 2007

I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...

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Free For All: March 12, 2007

The sun on my tummy feels so good!

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Free For All: May 9, 2007

Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

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Free For All: September 4, 2007

It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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Free For All: October 29, 2007

College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...

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Free For All: April 23, 2007

Free for All, if I had T-Mobile, you’d totally be in my ...

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Free for All: Dec. 11, 2006

Here is your Finals Free for All.

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Free For All: Sept. 18, 2007

Screw the K-State Power Towel. If you’re going to the KU, K-State ...

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Free For All: March 16, 2007

We’re definitely winning the Final Four. Colbert said it was going to ...

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Free For All: September 7, 2007

My hands smell like syrup.

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Free for All: April 12, 2007

I’m just holding a phone up to my face and talking to ...

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Free For All: April 18, 2007

Free for All is my new addiction.

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Free for All: May 8, 2007

My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.

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Free for All: April 6, 2007

My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...

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Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007

I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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Free for All: November 9, 2007

Join the Todd Reesing For Heisman group on facebook

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Free for All: March 6, 2007

There’s a fire drill, and I’m hiding in the closet. Shh, don’t ...

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Free For All: August 28, 2007

Free for All, do a barrel roll.

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Free For All: August 30, 2007

To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...

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Free For All: April 5, 2007

Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...

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Free for All: September 11, 2007

You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have ...

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Free for All: August 23, 2007

Free for All, you can stand under my umbrella.

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Free For All: August 20, 2007

Another year, another lack of busses coming on time. Oh joy. Oh ...

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Free For All: November 30, 2007

To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!

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Free For All: August 27, 2007

To the cute girl in the red car who just let me ...

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Free For All: October 19, 2007

Mario Chalmers has more hops than a brewery!

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Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free For All: October 8, 2007

Free for All, why in the world can’t people in this God-forsaken ...

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