Free For All: August 17, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, August 17, 2007

Hey man, I saw you going barefoot on Monday, about five o’clock or so. I was just curious about one thing. How is it you are able to stay on the pavement being so hot?

I miss Lawrence, where the only people who bitch about bad driving are the ones who are bad drivers. I’m in San Francisco, and it’s exactly the opposite.

Here’s the first Spangles Free for All this summer! M-m-m-mudslide!

Oh Free for All, I am so glad you’re back. I was getting really tired of leaving irreverent messages on my own answering machine.

I like most of the changes the Kansan made to its appearance, but making the crossword so big that the fold goes right through the middle- bad call, Kansan, bad call.

Free for All, I just got up at seven o’clock to go to an eight a.m. class that the professor didn’t show up for.

So Free for All, where are all the cute, hot, freshman lesbians today?

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