Free for All: August 21, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Just because The Crossing is an under aged bar for freshman and immature sophomores does not establish it as a historical landmark for the KU campus. Just wanted to clear that up.

Hey Free for All, I got some righteous munchies between seven and nine o’clock on Sunday. Good thing there was some Jam Sandwich on the radio for me to eat.

I’m advertising for a new boyfriend. Any takers call 1-800-IM-DESPERATE-AS-HELL.

Hi my name is Katrina- That’s “K” as in “kandy,” “A” as in “apple,” “T” as in “Texaco,” “R” as in “robber,” “N” as in “nectarine.” I forgot the “I.” I can’t even spell my own name. What’s wrong with me?

I’m just wondering, how does one ride a bike in stilettos?

My thermodynamics professor just did twenty push-ups in thirty seconds.

Close your eyes and you’ll burst into flames.

Tell that kid from Budig to find a bathroom next time.

You know that McDonald’s spicy wrap commercial? Does anyone else think that’s borderline racist?

To the person that found my wallet on Monday: Thank you very much.

I was doing my laundry in McCollum, and I saw this guy folding his underwear very meticulously. Who folds their underwear?

Frat guys are ugly.

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Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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Free for All: May 4, 2007

I found a hat that says "Jawhawk." What does that mean?

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Free For All: October 29, 2007

College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...

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Free For All: October 22, 2007

The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

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Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007

I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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Free for All: April 3, 2007

Dear Free for All, how do you cook panda meat? I just ...

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Free For All: September 4, 2007

It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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Free For All: October 8, 2007

Free for All, why in the world can’t people in this God-forsaken ...

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Doing Without: Underwear

Absence makes the heart grow...?

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Free For All: November 30, 2007

To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!

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Free for All: March 13, 2007

Hey Free-for-All, I just proved that violence is the answer! My iPod ...

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Free for All: March 15, 2007

Who put chopsticks into the holes on the intercom in Hash’s elevator? ...

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Free For All: April 23, 2007

Free for All, if I had T-Mobile, you’d totally be in my ...

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Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007

Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...

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Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free For All: September 7, 2007

My hands smell like syrup.

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Free For All: Sept. 18, 2007

Screw the K-State Power Towel. If you’re going to the KU, K-State ...

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Free for All: February 26, 2007

"So United Students can't even spell "student" in chalk. Am I really ...

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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Free For All: April 18, 2007

Free for All is my new addiction.

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Free For All: April 5, 2007

Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...

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Free For All: October 16, 2007

Is hating Dave Matthews Band a venial or a mortal sin? Either ...

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Free For All: August 28, 2007

Free for All, do a barrel roll.

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Free For All: October 26, 2007

Guess what, I’m on my way to work right now, and I ...

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Free for All: August 16, 2007

The band doesn’t play “Thriller” this year. Well, the games just won’t ...

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Q & A: Alex Ward of The ...

Substitute teacher and census worker also a musician

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Free for All: March 2, 2007

It's only been a week of Lent, and I've already messed up ...

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Free For All: March 26, 2007

I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...

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Free For All: October 17, 2007

I just drowned a moth in my piss.

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Free for all: March 9, 2007

Free for All. . . For all the guys who’d like to ...

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Hirschfeld: College date reveals criminal activity

One of the most awkward moments of my life.

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Morning Brew: MLB lacking satisfaction

This season’s injuries and lackluster performances have been disappointing.

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Free for All: March 1, 2007

I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because ...

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Kansas on my mind

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Free For All: September 19, 2007

After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!

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To hell and back

A fight outside Naismith Hall began Thor Nystrom's year-long journey into the ...

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Free for All: April 30, 2007

My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...

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Free for All: April 24, 2007

It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...

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Free for All: April 12, 2007

I’m just holding a phone up to my face and talking to ...

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