Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Nice timing on the Michael Vick article.
Parking tickets, freshmen, and jean shorts. Yep, KU is back in session.
I just wanted to say a big whoop-dee-do about McCollum’s first fire alarm. I think we need to teach some people how to cook popcorn around here.
Every time I sit down to do my math homework, I can’t concentrate, because I realize I hooked up with my math teacher’s daughter.
Free for All, the baby’s yours. You need to step up to the plate.
Fat girls don’t have feelings.
Is it ironic that the cable company’s commercials are the ones with the worst quality?
Free for All, I’ve been checking all day, and I can’t find you on Facebook. This is making me really sad. Please friend me?
(Editor’s Note: You have to add the University Daily Kansan application. It’s an application, not a profile.)
I was just wondering if you could tell me why there are yellow bikes all over campus with messages written all over them and names like Harry Potter. I wanted to take one, but I didn’t want to be a thief. If you could just give me the go-ahead, I’m gonna ride off on this shit.
Do you believe in reincarnation, Free for All?
Lost keys in Room 317 of Lindley Hall. If they are found, please turn them in at the Spahr engineering library, thank you.
To whoever found my keys in Lindley: Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Now I can go home.
Honestly, why do people put nice rims on crappy cars?
I accidentally peed on my iPod cable when I was standing at the urinal today. I didn’t wash it.
Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”
KU Housing sucks the life out of you and takes all your money.
To the girl in my management class. Love the eye contact during group work. Will you go out with me?
The Denver Broncos are the best team ever and they are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
(Editor’s Note: You’re funny.)
Boo!
So, there’s this girl in my French class, and she is dumber than a box of buttholes.
To the girl in my management class. Love the eye contact during group work. Will you go out with me?
(Editor’s Note: Good luck. )
This is cool.
Ahh! You scared me!
Free For All: August 24, 2007
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My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...
Free For All: September 4, 2007
It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.
Free for All: March 30, 2007
Everyone was clothed in my chemistry class today. No big whoop. Just ...
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Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
Free For All: September 6, 2007
The comment before this one sucked.
Free for All: September 5, 2007
So Free For All, my roommates and I don’t know how to ...
Free For All: August 31, 2007
Give it to me, Free for All. Give it to me like ...
Free For All: August 30, 2007
To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...
Free For All: April 23, 2007
Free for All, if I had T-Mobile, you’d totally be in my ...
Free for All: April 2, 2007
Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?
Free For All: April 19, 2007
Why do people wear sunglasses on cloudy days?
Free For All: Sept. 18, 2007
Screw the K-State Power Towel. If you’re going to the KU, K-State ...
Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007
I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.
Free for All: May 7, 2007
I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...
Free for All: April 10, 2007
I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...
Free For All: November 30, 2007
To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!
Free For All: September 24, 2007
If a song is going to bleep out a word, they should ...
Free for All: August 23, 2007
Free for All, you can stand under my umbrella.
Free for All: April 24, 2007
It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...
Free for All: March 29, 2007
I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...
Free For All: October 10, 2007
Looks like someone forgot their power towel.
Free For All: August 28, 2007
Free for All, do a barrel roll.
Free for All: March 1, 2007
I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because ...
Free for All: September 11, 2007
You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have ...
Free for All: Oct. 12, 2005
Free For All: April 16, 2007
I called because I didn’t know what you sounded like, and frankly, ...
Free For All: November 13, 2007
A beer bong is the solitaire of drinking games.
Free for All: May 3, 2007
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Free For All: March 7, 2007
March Madness, baby! Catch the fever.
Free For All: October 29, 2007
College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...
Free for All: April 6, 2007
My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...
Free For All: May 2, 2007
Thunderstorms are God’s way of giving hippies showers.
Free For All: April 4, 2007
Whoever is flying the kite in front of Templin: You’re adorable.
Free for All: May 8, 2007
My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.
Free for All: September 28, 2007
I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...
Free For All: September 19, 2007
After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!
Free For All: October 26, 2007
Guess what, I’m on my way to work right now, and I ...
Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007
Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...
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