Wednesday, August 29, 2007
(sung) Someday, when my life has passed me by, I’ll sit around and wonder when the construction on campus will end.
This message is for all the people who are complaining about pedestrians walking in front of their car. Here’s a hint. Don’t drive on campus, morons.
Let me be the first to say that KU Drumline kicks major ass.
Why can’t all ATMs offer denominations of $10, instead of $20?
Really, what’s the point of driving a brand new BMW or a Hummer if you live in a trailer park?
ResNet brought flies into my dorm room and didn’t fix shit.
Wow, I suddenly feel compelled to buy a “Kansas: As bigoted as you think” bumper sticker.
To the guy who puked in our bathroom Saturday night: We have your shoes, and maybe your inhaler.
Oh my God, I just saw Santa Clause riding a bike down the hill.
To the girl that peed on the side of Hash: I totally saw you.
You’ll never defeat Andross!
I just saw the KU police pull over a KU Park & Ride bus. Can they do that?
For all who are interested, I have a van. It has candy and puppies and Zanex in it. Eighteen and over only, please.
This morning, I woke up and there was some sand in my anus. I really don’t want to talk about it, but is that okay? Am I gonna die?
I hate you, Park & Ride. Now I’m late for class. I hate you Park & Ride.
Why do delivery drivers not understand the concept of showing up to Jayhawker Towers on time?
Guys, I would never reject you. Well, okay, chances are I might.
How the hell does traffic come to a stop on campus at eight o’clock in the morning on Tuesday?
My organic chem teacher sounds like Vince Vaughn.
You guys can’t sleep here! This is a box office!
Hash brownies!
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