Free For All: February 23, 2007

Next year, do you think K-State fans will wear silver to the game in honor of the 25th anniversary?

United students, the name of your coalition is spelled wrong on Daisy Hill. You might want to know how to spell your name before you chalk it everywhere.

I love this time of year. I wait for it all semester. All the female legs come out to play.

What’s the deal with people wearing hats of jayhawks wearing hats? That’s stupid and unneccesary.

To all the boys who are going to run on campus without a shirt on: Shave your happy trail.

Does anybody else find it amusing that one of the divisions of students in student senate is United students?

Amy has fat heels.

Is it me, or does painting black ashes on everyone’s forehead on Ash Wednesday seem a little pagan?

Why did my roommate just drunk dial this girl that doesn’t drink? That was stupid!

To the kid who always leaves his pink shampoo bottle in the third floor bathroom of Hash: I peed in it.

Free-for-All, I’m sick of hanging out with Rosy Palm. I need a new girl in my life.

Hey, I can too get dates! Just not from lesbians, which blow my God-damned mind.

I think I’m giving up homework for Lent.

To the guy with the blow-up doll: I’m no expert, but aren’t they supposed to have holes?

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is on Eaton? I know they’re fake, but why?

Let explain’ya the consent law. 18 is legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note from her parents, and 15 if her dad’s in the room! Low five!

To the biker that I almost hit: It’s called a turn signal. Use your hands.

I was just forced to listen to some military band at Mrs. E’s, and it ruined my birthday.

It puts my message in the paper.

Sixth floor Oliver boys, there’s no reason to be that loud.

After much debating, I have decided that I’m giving up masturbation for Lent.

To the guy that almost- that did bite it going down 14th Street hill on roller blades: We thought you were dead. Thank you for getting up.

 

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