Tuesday, February 27, 2007
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Will someone tell Sherron Collins to please stand still during the National Anthem?
I don’t know what you are talking about, Free-for-All. I looked all over my chemistry class and I didn’t see a naked guy.
You know separates schools like Kansas from schools like Ohio State? If we were ranked number 25 in the country and beat the number one team in the nation, we wouldn’t rush the court, but they’re number one in the nation and they played a worse team, and they still rushed the court, because we expect to win.
You know why Kansas is classy and Ohio State isn’t? Because we don’t rush the court no matter who we beat, especially when we’re number one. They should expect to win a game like that.
Everyone is angry that we always rush the field during football, but can somebody tell Ohio State that they’re number one in basketball, and you probably shouldn’t be rushing the court if you’re the best team in the country.
Hey Free-for-All, guess what? Keep it a secret, but I just found out my grandparents were swingers. Keep it a secret!
To the guy in Ellsworth who pooped in my bed: You’d better come clean it up.
To my chemistry class: It was way too cold outside to come to class naked.
To the gay guy on the dance squad: Please show more skin.
To the guy who gave me a mushroom stamp: It’s still there.
I thought it was bad when I called Safe Ride from Manhattan, but what was really bad was when they told me the wait would be fifteen minutes.
To the girl who just said that she can’t wait to wear her Ugg boots with her skirts: Please find the nearest bridge over thirty feet tall. You know what to do.
Fat people who take the elevator ought’a be shipped off to live on an island to live with the people who made the anarchist calendar.
To the girl who peed in the GSP parking lot on Friday night: Totally saw you!
To the girl in the Underground who was crying hysterically and yelling at her mom: The next time you wanna freak out, don’t do it in public.
Delta Force: Ten years running. Ten years losing.
To the girl in the AMS class who thinks feminists are hairy, egotistical man-haters: Have you learned anything in college?
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