Wednesday, February 28, 2007
I was just wondering, if somebody has sex with a Siamese twin chick, does that count as a threesome even though there only has to be one vagina but two sets of boobs?
Hey Free-for-All, you how I tell if somebody is a liar? If they say they beat World or Warcraft. Liar!
This one goes out to the new couple on the fourth floor of Ellsworth: You guys act like you’re in preschool all the time. By the way, who’s wearing the pants in that relationship?
Hey Justin, just because we’re not dating doesn’t mean that smoking again is sexy. You should quit.
Did he just say “thang”?
Is butter a carb?
I’m almost positive the new Naismith manager is a sexual deviant.
Girls that wear Ugg boot with skirts look like slutty Eskimos.
You know you’re a design major when you’re at target, and you’re commenting on the quality of foam board.
To the emo kid who lives in Hash: Oh wait, they’re all emo.
To the fuck using a bulldozer at McCollum this morning: I hate you.
To the fat kid who yelled “overrated” at Brandon Rush: Thanks for not coming to the games anymore.
To the nerds at Mrs. E’s: Have you finished building that ion cannon, yet?
Free-for-All, I think I just saw a man walk by at Mrs. E’s with a beer on his tray. Tell me where that line is at.
I hope it snows tonight, so I can wear my Uggs again!
Hey Free-for-All, this is Sherron Collins. You’re welcome.
Hey Darrell Arthur, is it true that you play World of Warcraft?
To the motorists of Lawrence: Speed limits were meant to be surpassed.
Clear the room! I’m changing my pants.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk... Crap!
Rock Chalk Unselfish Jayhawk. That is what I meant to say.
From the sixth floor Oliver guys: There is always reason to be that loud.
We do have a connection. A penis-vagina connection. Slick Rick, signing out.
Somebody should tell Bill Self he’s not coaching for Illinois, anymore. Did anybody else notice his navy and orange tie?
Hey Free-for-All, can we please get our comic artist fired?
Hey Free-for-All, I have a problem with any student-run newspaper who allows the n-word to even be published.
Do I have to pay a fine if they catch me using the handicapped stall in the bathroom?
I’ve determined the two biggest safety concerns on campus are crumbling stairs and sorority girls driving their SUVs.
Hey Beth, I just wanted to let you know I bought you a black dildo from Priscilla’s for your birthday. I hope you enjoy it.
Only 143 more days until “Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows.”
Mario Chalmers makes socks and sandals cool!
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Free for All, do a barrel roll.
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I bet K-State doesn’t even teach evolution!
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Stop following me you damn campus cop! You make me nervous!
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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The sun on my tummy feels so good!
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Free for All: February 28, 2007
The University of Kansas already over sells the yellow student parking passes up to a predetermined number based on the number of spot in the yellow parking areas. The price as most everyone knows is outrageous. Now, most of the yellow parking area down by the Football Stadium is takin up with the construction. It is time for the University to compensate us for this. Discount on next semesters parking passes would be nice!!!
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