Thursday, March 1, 2007
The Price is Right. Are you kidding me? A trip to London. Are you kidding me?
Screw his beauty! Bob Barker is one sexy bitch!
I am the Plinko master!
I just a cat disappear before my very eyes. It moved behind a pillar, but it didn’t come out on the other side. I went around the pillar, but it wasn’t there. It’s pretty freaky.
I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because I’ve hit every one I normally hit, and I’d like an explanation.
One dollar, Bob!
I’ve got some rank gas coming out of my butt, so roommates beware.
Chuck Norris could divide by zero.
It is absolutely horrible that the KU Blood Drive is being cancelled on account of homosexuals complaining that their rights are being broken, because they can’t give blood. Now everyone else won’t be able to give blood so that, someday, maybe those homosexuals can live.
You go to the University of Kansas, not the University of Pink.
Cameron, why don’t you stop pissing on the toilet seats on the fifth floor?
It is four in the morning on a Tuesday night, and I just need to know if dogs get hangovers, because that’s going to be really important in a couple hours.
Can someone please tell me why facility vans intend to drive ten miles an hour all the frickin’ way across campus.
What’s that? What’s that? Bob’s gay? Huh? Oh.
Why does it smell like burnt hair outside of the Underground?
The smell of burning puppies is overwhelming.
I just heard some girl say her skankiness was inversely proportional. Would someone please explain to me what this means?
These tampon commercials are really getting out of control.
Isn’t it ironic that Delta Force hates Greeks yet uses greek letters in its name?
We’d like to request that you stop boob-feeding your baby in Murphy Hall. Thank you.
Free for all, comma, learn your comma rules, comma, this is ridiculous, exclamation point.
I thought palm ashes came from the Holocaust?
University of Kansas needs to get an outdoor amphitheater. Not only would we be as cool as the Greeks and Romans, but we could also have classes outside!
I was just on the bus to class, and my bus driver started puking. That’s gross.
Who’s emo? Is he the red one?
This goes to whoever is in charge of the tampon dispensers: Put some in Budig Hall!
To the guy who answered most of my questions with, “I don’t know”: I like you.
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Free for All: March 1, 2007
To the idiot that requested a mother stop "boob-feeding" her baby in Murphy.....would it be better if she was feeding her baby some synthetic psuedo milk product from a chemical leaching plastic bottle...grow up already. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. Why can a man walk around in public with no shirt on for no apparent reason, yet a woman can't feed her baby as nature intended without someone getting offended.
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