Wescoe Wit

By Katrina Mohr

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Girl 1: I thought you gave up chocolate.

Girl 2 (shocked): I don’t hate myself.

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Teacher: How could we describe him from these readings?

Guy: Player!

Teacher: What? What is that?

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Girl (on phone): I was thinking it was a Jewish holiday and then I realized it was Ash Wednesday. And I’m Catholic.

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Girl: We’re going out for sush tonight, wanna come?

Guy: “Sush”? What’s “sush”?

Girl: Sushi, duh.

Guy: What? Why the hell would you shorten sushi to “sush”?

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Teacher: Are you ready to present the pages?

Girl 1 (confused): What? You never told me to do that.

Teacher (sarcastically): I don’t usually talk to myself.

Girl 2: You told me to do those pages.

Teacher: Oh. Well, are you ready?

 

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