Friday, March 2, 2007
I got into my car today, and it was hot as hell. I loved it!
I am on the KU Blood Drive Student Committee, and the Blood Drive is not canceled. We just had a forum. It is not canceled. Please, still show up to donate. Thank you.
I think that Mario Chalmers looks just like the alter-ego of Steve Urkel, Stephan Urkelle.
It’s Wednesday evening, and I’m about to make some chicken enchiladas. There’s a huge storm coming, so I’m preparing.
Not to make you guys jealous or anything, but South Texas is treating me fine. It’s 80 degrees and blue skies.
Wal-Mart has better foam boards than Target.
To whoever pulled the fire alarm in Wescoe: Thank you very much, because I was tired of that lecture.
Free-for-All, I just saw Russell Robinson and two of the hottest chicks I’ve seen on KU campus. Is it because he’s from New York?
Last night, my roommate told me, in her sleep, that penguins told her to shave her head.
To the guy I screamed at by the bookstore: I’m sorry. I thought you were trying to rape me.
It’s only been a week of Lent, and I’ve already messed up four times.
Sherron Collins can solve a Rubik’s cube in his sleep. Not even Chuck Norris can do that. You know how I know? I saw it on Google.
My drama class once pretended that the hill by the Campanile was an amphitheater, and we did plays. It didn’t work very well.
I don’t know about Delta Force hating greeks, because I’m a greek in Delta Force, and they seem to like me. Maybe it’s just because every likes me.
The Blood Drive is not canceled. The Blood Drive is not canceled. Show up to donate.
Bob Barker is just a corpse puppet on string.
I’m sure glad I’m not dating Mother Nature. She’s the biggest tease I know.
What would happen if a vampire got a tattoo of a cross?
Somebody, please, tell me how you even sneak a live chicken into a basketball game.
My geology teacher is singing “Dick in a Box” while we’re taking a test. What is his problem?
My roommate just had his dad call and bitch me out, because I sometimes park half-way on the grass at our house. If you agree he is a tool, publish this.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Sonic, why is it so hard to bring the spoon out when I order it?
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