Tuesday, March 6, 2007
I think classes should be canceled on Friday, so everyone can watch the KU game.
Lawrence should boycott Spangles, because the more money we give those people, the more commercials will come.
My girlfriends and I partied like rock stars with the OSU men’s rugby team, and we got totally wasted, and they still beat KU today.
I just decided that I’m going to vote for the coalition that uses the most square-feet of chalk on Wescoe beach.
Would you rather wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear ducts for moisture, or find two rats having sex on your stomach?
Sitting in your room and making spit bubbles with your roommate is definitely more exciting than studying for a psychology test.
Free for All, do you know what the word “humina” means? H-U-M-I-N-A. My roommate says that word means uber-hot. I hope she’s right!
I’m trying to get some studying done at the library, and I can’t focus, because the brownies totally just kicked in. Alright!
Free for All, I’m hiding in the closet. It’s 8:30 in the morning, and I don’t want to go out for the fire alarm, because I have a test. Does that make me a bad person?
There’s a fire drill, and I’m hiding in the closet. Shh, don’t tell.
To the person who pulled the fire alarm at 8, in the cold: I will find you.
To the men’s basketball team and staff: Thank you so much for making my last home game one to remember.
It’s Allen Fieldhouse. I don’t understand why people still yell “Chiefs” at the end of the National Anthem.
Hey free-throw-shooters, get your head in the game! I mean, come on man! Don’t you want to win? Make your shots!
Dear Life cereal, where do you get off? Part of a balanced breakfast and nutrition? Who do you think you are? By now, I hope you can see I’m speaking ironically, and I only have good things to say about you.
Ugg boots and shorts. Fashion has just reached a new low. What, did you just roll off of some guy, and you had to get to class? Get some friggin’ shoe-wear!
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Free For All: March 12, 2007
The sun on my tummy feels so good!
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Free for All is my new addiction.
Free for All: Dec. 11, 2006
Here is your Finals Free for All.
Free For All: August 22, 2007
Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”
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Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007
I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.
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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar!
Free For All: September 4, 2007
It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.
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I told my dad to put more money in my account because ...
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Free for All: September 21, 2007
Community college sucks. I miss you, Free for All.
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Finally, someone else realizes that Crocs are the root of all evil.
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