Free for All: March 8, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, March 8, 2007

To the kid I just about hit on 23rd and Iowa: There’s a red hand on the crosswalk for a reason. Don’t be dumb.

My friend just told me I had DSL. That’s like the Internet, right?

Does it make my roommate gay if I wake up in the middle of the night and he’s looking at me, playing with himself?

Free-for-All, I’m sorry I accidentally called you facebook. I swear, I’m not cheating on you!

Washington! He’ll save children, but not the British children!

Who the hell puts maple syrup on popcorn?

Safe Ride, every time I call you I get the same message. Dammit, it’s not funny. Come pick me up!

I was almost hit by Safe Ride. Does that seem a tad ironic to you?

Hi Free-for-All! I’m giving up my virginity for Lent, so I just thought you’d like to know.

Why am I drunk on a Tuesday night?

Free-for-All, when there are several consecutive posts that talk about the same thing, is that because one person calls in a bunch of times, or do you just group together the similar call-ins? Call me back at this number.

My friend just got injured by bubble wrap, is that even possible.

Free-for-All, you are worse than Hitler and Jesus put together.

Free-for-All, don’t you hate it when the same person calls in a bunch of times in a row?

I need help from fans of underground music. In the movie “Star Trek; The Voyage Home”, when Kirk and Spock are on the city bus, there’s a punk-rocker blaring his radio. What’s the name of the band and the song playing? (Editor’s note: “I Hate You” by Kirk Thatcher, the associate producer of the movie.)

Croatia does exist. The Serbs were not successful.

I happen to think that my boyfriend’s dick is cleaner than an M&M on the floor, because he cleans it, and people don’t walk on his dick!

Whoever called in about Julian Wright missing his free throws better watch themselves, because I swear, if I hear that again, I will kill you.

You know what? Croatia does exist, and it’s better than you.

I just heard two girls speaking in the worst French accent I’ve ever heard. Like, they weren’t really French.

I don’t know if any of you are 21, but if you are, can you buy me alcohol?

Free-for-All, will they finish Wescoe before I graduate?

Sherron Collins cock-blocked my best friend, last night. Dick.

Free-for-All, I had a one-night-stand with a girl 13 months ago, and now she has a four month old child. Should I be worried?

I just saw a cop drive by a girl with a broke-down car. What an asshole!

Hey now, Croatia is the superlative of nations, but that’s to be expected.

I got pulled over twice on Monday and didn’t get a ticket. Isn’t that great?

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I think I speak for the entire queer community when I say that Thursday should be a Gay of rest.

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