Wescoe Wit

By Dani Hurst

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Guy 1: Man, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been late for a class because I followed a girl in a skirt up the wrong staircase.

Guy 2: I know, man. Seriously.

Guy 1: I was even late for a test once, but she was so worth it.

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Girl 1: You have a problem. You don’t know your own limits when it comes to drinking.

Girl 2: I know my limits. I just choose to ignore them.

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Guy 1: I hate missing that class like a mofo.

Guy 2: Yeah, me too.

Guy 1: I mean, the professor is so interesting. He doesn’t fucking stand up there spouting off bullshit to the class. He talks about really important literary shit.

Guy 2: Yeah, he really makes you fucking care.

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Guy 1: You wanna know the best thing about being single?

Guy 2: Hooking up with whoever you want?

Guy 1: No. Being able to fart whenever I want.

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Girl (on phone): Yeah, I was really disappointed. He really wasn’t as cute in person as he was on MySpace.

■ Dani Hurst

 

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