Thursday, March 15, 2007
Delta Force. Real issues, real leaders, real losers.
I just saw Lew Perkins rolling out of the parking lot in his brand new, bright red Corvette convertible. Is that why the students are getting the shaft? So we can pay for his sweet ride?
Homework may suck, but I tell you what, it’ll make you appreciate life. There’s nothing better than the feeling of completing a seven-page essay.
(Obviously female voice) Free-for-All, this is Brandon Rush. To the girl who keeps texting me and following me around campus: Stop.
Who put chopsticks into the holes on the intercom in Hash’s elevator? Who did that? Whoever it was, thank you, because I took one. I’m going to use it to put my hair up.
This is for the really cute boy that sat by me during the calculus midterm, tonight. I think I love you, and you have really nice shoes.
Free-for-All, I finally got a five o’clock shadow! I’m a man!
Rocky 7: Rocky Balboa vs. Chuck Norris.
I just ate ten tacos from Taco Bell. I’m going to be throwing up tonight, just not out my mouth.
Free-for-All, why does it seem like architecture students are the only ones doing work on campus? I never see those kids.
Shut up, Spangles! Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, and so on.
Free-for-All, did you wash your butt crack today?
I just wanted to let United Students know that your messages are so big, I forgot what the beginning of them said.
To the guy with the Wii injury, on the front of the Kansan: My friend had a sex dream about you.
Why am I looking at a picture of Sherron Collins wearing a grandma’s sweater and holding her purse while he’s at the bank?
Brian, it was a one-night-stand! Get over yourself, man-whore!
The Kansan does not care about drunk people.
That puddle in the elevator, it was urine.
Free-for-All, I just walked into the Underground and there was a dude making waffles. It’s going to be a good day.
Free-for-All, will you tell all the frat guys that go to the rec center to put some sleeves on their shirts?
Band aids: They heal everything.
Three, five, fifteen, the eagle has flown.
Panties.
The reason why I will eat an M&M off the floor and not give you a blow job is because that M&M hasn’t been in anyone else’s mouth.
Free-for-All, don’t even tell me you have crabs!
To whoever is having sex in McCollum in the middle of the day: Close your window. We can all hear you.
I think I just saw the Dalai Lama.
People who chalk on Wescoe: Stop chalking on places we sit. I hate getting chalk on my pants.
Somebody in the Free-for-All called in and quoted Dwight Shrewt, without giving him proper credit. That needs to be done, or justice will be served.
Free-for-All, the guy with the wicked mullet is on your team.
I don’t care if you think I’m racist, as long as you think I’m thin.
Rain is God’s way of cleaning hippies.
You know it’s campaign season when Delta Force is wearing jean shorts.
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