Wescoe Wit

By Laura Evers

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Girl 1: Did you know if you stick gum in your nose, it kind of acts like menthol and opens up your nasal passages?

Girl 2: Sick!

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Girl: I mean, I don’t even know what I’m going to write about. I mean, are beaches American?

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Girl 1: Do you want to rent a movie tonight?

Girl 2: Sure. You know what I should do? I should open up a place where people can rent books.

Girl 1: Like a library?

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Girl 1: I just… I can’t afford dollars right now.

Girl 2: You can’t afford dollars?

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Girl 1: (Pulls out a handful of one-dollar bills from her wallet)

Guy 1: What do they call you, Wads?

Girl 1: I know; I need to go to the bank. These are all ones, I swear.

Girl 2: Ohhh… stripper!

 

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