Free For All: March 27, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

It’s a little disturbing that the Famous Dave’s logo has a pig cooking pork.

Does anybody remember what the building was at 23rd and Iowa that got torn down?

I just saw a white guy with spinning tires. Is that even legal?

I never knew Kansas basketball was so good at free throws.

All of the Kansas basketball players should get enrolled in the Roy Williams Layups and Dunk camp.

With all the money that Sunflower Broadbrand charges for cable, you’d imagine they could stop airing those stupid “go KU” ads after we lose.

The Jayhawks really played like a bunch of orcs!

I think the Jayhawks were cursed with Sauroman’s evil magic.

I wish the men’s basketball team wanted that championship as bad as I want that Lord of the Rings box set!

I wonder if Sasha Kahn is related to Gimli of Gloin?

Dear psychos that I nearly hit after moving into my dorm, please remember that reflectors are needed at night, especially when you come charging through the stop sign.

“I Love New York” is the best television show ever made.

Kansas basketball is about as hot as Ron Jeremy in a Speedo.

What do homeless women do when they have their period?

Free for All, you put a bag of peanuts in my desk, didn’t you?

Brandon Rush, please come back next year.

I still love my Hawks.

I think it’s crap that I went out to play urban golf today, and I paid $5,000 for my yearly membership on this grass, and I can’t even play on it.

We were trying to miss layups! It was a bold strategy by Bill Self, but it just didn’t pay off.

There’s a Coca-Cola truck outside of the Merc. Oh my, how things have changed.

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