Free for All: March 29, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Free for All callers have 20 seconds to speak about any topic they wish. Kansan editors reserve the right to omit comments. Slanderous and obscene statements will not be printed. Phone numbers of all incoming calls are recorded.

Mt. Sunflower is the highest point in Kansas, and it sucks ass.

I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims are a different story.

I was really sad when Spring Break was over, but I got really happy when Tad’s opened, and they have really cute girls that work there.

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.

Free for All, I’m a delivery driver, and I’m tired of getting stiffed when I get to campus. Could you tell everybody that they should tip their delivery drivers, because we have to pay for gas, and college, and everything that goes along with that. Thanks.

Trim your bush, KU. I can’t even walk on the sidewalk!

United Students, here to help... ourselves.

Free for All, I just wanted to say the fucking Wheel is the greatest pizza in the world.

I just had a dream about tree diseases.

Budig 120 smells like poop.

I just want everyone to know that I am pissed that the Underground no longer has Waffle Wednesdays. Free for All, since your the reigning power at KU, could you tell them to bring it back?

Free for All, can you send text messages? Because I’m a text-messaging whore, and I love getting text messages. Text me, Free for All! Text me!

Hey Free for All, what’s the difference between a Douglas County girl and a Johnson County girl? A Douglas County girl wears fake jewelry, but real orgasms.

Free for All, why won’t my toilet flush?

Free for All, I’m sorry I didn’t call you yesterday. I’m not cheating, I swear!

To the guy in my history class: Why don’t you get some bigger pants? I could see your cock and balls during class.

I found out why campus smells like splooge. It’s those damned trees. The ones with the white flowers, seriously.

Free for All: April 2, 2007

Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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Free For All: September 4, 2007

It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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Free for All: May 3, 2007

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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Free For All: April 5, 2007

Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...

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Free for All: April 30, 2007

My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...

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Wescoe Wit

Lol.

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Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007

Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007

I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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Free For All: August 22, 2007

Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”

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Free For All: October 22, 2007

The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

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Free for All: Sept. 14, 2007

Does anyone know what the deal is with that old crazy hippie ...

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Free For All: September 7, 2007

My hands smell like syrup.

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Free For All: August 17, 2007

Free for All, I just got up at seven o’clock to go ...

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Free For All: November 30, 2007

To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!

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Free for All: May 7, 2007

I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...

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Free for All: April 27, 2007

Can you tell me why I’ve been waiting in the rain for ...

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Free For All: March 26, 2007

I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...

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Free For All: April 20, 2007

I just drove by Burger King, and I saw Julian Wright with ...

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Wescoe wit

Heard around campus.

/news/2009/nov/19/wescoe-wit/

Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free for All: April 3, 2007

Dear Free for All, how do you cook panda meat? I just ...

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Free For All: April 4, 2007

Whoever is flying the kite in front of Templin: You’re adorable.

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Free For All: May 9, 2007

Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

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Wescoe wit

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Free for All: September 28, 2007

I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...

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Wescoe wit

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Free For All: April 25, 2007

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar!

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Free for All: April 24, 2007

It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...

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Free for All: April 10, 2007

I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...

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24 hours of Lawrence

A journey through the town at all hours.

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Free For All: October 29, 2007

College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...

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Free For All: April 16, 2007

I called because I didn’t know what you sounded like, and frankly, ...

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Free For All: October 10, 2007

Looks like someone forgot their power towel.

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Free For All: October 26, 2007

Guess what, I’m on my way to work right now, and I ...

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Free For All: August 30, 2007

To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...

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Wescoe wit

Lol.

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Bitch and moan

What’s the difference between dating someone and seeing someone, and what are ...

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Free For All: August 27, 2007

To the cute girl in the red car who just let me ...

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Wescoe Wit

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