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Free for All: March 29, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Free for All callers have 20 seconds to speak about any topic they wish. Kansan editors reserve the right to omit comments. Slanderous and obscene statements will not be printed. Phone numbers of all incoming calls are recorded.

Mt. Sunflower is the highest point in Kansas, and it sucks ass.

I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims are a different story.

I was really sad when Spring Break was over, but I got really happy when Tad’s opened, and they have really cute girls that work there.

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.

Free for All, I’m a delivery driver, and I’m tired of getting stiffed when I get to campus. Could you tell everybody that they should tip their delivery drivers, because we have to pay for gas, and college, and everything that goes along with that. Thanks.

Trim your bush, KU. I can’t even walk on the sidewalk!

United Students, here to help... ourselves.

Free for All, I just wanted to say the fucking Wheel is the greatest pizza in the world.

I just had a dream about tree diseases.

Budig 120 smells like poop.

I just want everyone to know that I am pissed that the Underground no longer has Waffle Wednesdays. Free for All, since your the reigning power at KU, could you tell them to bring it back?

Free for All, can you send text messages? Because I’m a text-messaging whore, and I love getting text messages. Text me, Free for All! Text me!

Hey Free for All, what’s the difference between a Douglas County girl and a Johnson County girl? A Douglas County girl wears fake jewelry, but real orgasms.

Free for All, why won’t my toilet flush?

Free for All, I’m sorry I didn’t call you yesterday. I’m not cheating, I swear!

To the guy in my history class: Why don’t you get some bigger pants? I could see your cock and balls during class.

I found out why campus smells like splooge. It’s those damned trees. The ones with the white flowers, seriously.

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