Wescoe Wit

By Katrina Mohr

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Girl: What? That’s like ordering an ice water with no ice, no water and vodka.

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Girl 1: My mom has a Jayhawk tattoo on her ankle.

Girl 2: So?

Girl 1: She didn’t even go to KU.

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Girl (listening to rock song): Doesn’t this make you want to grow a mustache?

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Girl 1: I have a class in the basement of Fraser.

Girl 2: Ew!

Girl 1: I know.

Girl 2: Are there big rats?

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DJ at a bar (singing on microphone): “If you’re 18 and you know it clap your hands. If you’re 18 and you know it and you really want to show it, clap your hands.”

Girls in front row (clapping and cheering): Woo hoo!

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Teacher: Does anyone have a stapler? (No one answers) Really? All of you are unprepared?

Guy: (Hesitantly pulls 8-inch stapler out of his backpack) I forgot I had one.

Teacher (sarcastically): You really are prepared.

 

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