Free for All: March 30, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, March 30, 2007

Free for All usually consists of things people call in and say but today we made it up. What are you gonna do, fire us? Regular Free for All will resume Monday.

Ugg boots are sensible, attractive shoes, and it’s unfortunate their appearance ended with cold weather.

I am completely sober right now.

I don’t presently feel like having sex at all.

To the person who tripped and fell: I found your misfortune saddening, and I only wish I would have bent down to help you.

Eric Jorgensen is a fine, bright young man whose logic and relevant opinions should land him Ivy League law school admittance followed by a brilliant political career.

I really, really love the Parking Department.

KU is fine and all, but I sure wish it wasn’t so easy to find a parking spot.

I’m an insufferable whiner who can’t think of anything better to do than bitch about not being able to find a parking spot.

OMG getting wasted is SO COOL. OMFG! I’m so totally wasted right now, Free for All, you don’t even know.

Amy, will you marry me?

(Editor’s note: This comment was actually phoned in .)

Weinas!

Waaa, Free for All, solve my problems! Pay attention to me! Waaa, answer my questions! Free for All, you’re a real person!

Guess what. I am awesome because I have five midterms tomorrow and six papers due and I haven’t been to class in three weeks and I’m blowing it off to get high. Free for All, can you believe what a cool, rebellious student I am?

Oh, my life sucks! I live in America and I have indoor plumbing and don’t know what it means to be hungry and I’m getting an education right now which is more than I can say for most of the world but I can’t find a parking spot! My life is so hard!

Boobs.

I like to give blowjobs and then eat M&Ms off the floor.

I don’t want to sleep with Brandon Rush, nor do I want to have his babies. I’d just like to meet for a nice discussion at Java Break sometime.

Everyone was clothed in my chemistry class today. No big whoop. Just another clothes-filled day in chemistry world.

Writing this paper is like drinking beer, except it’s more fun.

Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007

I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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Free For All: September 19, 2007

After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!

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Free For All: April 18, 2007

Free for All is my new addiction.

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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Free For All: March 26, 2007

I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...

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Free for All: September 11, 2007

You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have ...

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Earles: Complaints about parking growing louder

The Athletics Department gets what it wants without any consequences.

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Free for All: Oct. 12, 2005

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Free for All: April 2, 2007

Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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Free for All: March 13, 2007

Hey Free-for-All, I just proved that violence is the answer! My iPod ...

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Free For All: August 22, 2007

Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”

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Free for All: April 10, 2007

I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...

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Free For All: October 19, 2007

Mario Chalmers has more hops than a brewery!

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Free for All: April 30, 2007

My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...

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Free for All: February 26, 2007

"So United Students can't even spell "student" in chalk. Am I really ...

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Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007

Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...

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Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free for All: September 5, 2007

So Free For All, my roommates and I don’t know how to ...

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Wescoe Wit

Lol.

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Free For All: April 11, 2007

I’ve decided to wear black for the rest of the week to ...

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Free for All: May 7, 2007

I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...

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Esposito: 'Eco chic' has alruistic value

Some ways to recycle your wardrobe.

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Free For All: August 31, 2007

Give it to me, Free for All. Give it to me like ...

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English: How I finally transitioned to reusable ...

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Free for All: November 2, 2007

You know what? My day sucked until I discovered my mom sent ...

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Free for All: March 2, 2007

It's only been a week of Lent, and I've already messed up ...

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Free For All: April 16, 2007

I called because I didn’t know what you sounded like, and frankly, ...

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Free for All: March 15, 2007

Who put chopsticks into the holes on the intercom in Hash’s elevator? ...

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The seven sins of a supercar

Hedonism in a BMW Z8

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Knutsen: Mid-semester nostalgia needs embracing, not shunning

A well-lived college life may be more valuable than you think.

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Free for All: March 6, 2007

There’s a fire drill, and I’m hiding in the closet. Shh, don’t ...

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The art of fashion

What the 90s meant for clothes today.

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Free For All: April 5, 2007

Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...

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Poole: Don't be afraid of the next ...

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Free for All: March 29, 2007

I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...

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Free For All: October 22, 2007

The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

/news/2007/oct/22/ffa/

Free for All: September 28, 2007

I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...

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Free For All: August 17, 2007

Free for All, I just got up at seven o’clock to go ...

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Free For All: November 30, 2007

To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!

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Free for All: April 12, 2007

I’m just holding a phone up to my face and talking to ...

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