Free for All: May 1, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Free for All, Fritz has still not left the third floor. We don’t know what to do. We have told him repeatedly that we do not want him there. Please help us.

Bart Simpson sucks.

It’s Sunday and I’m drunk.

Why do they keep playing “Above the Influence”? Especially in Lawrence.

I’d motorboat that! I’d motorboat the hell out of that. Thanks, Family Guy.

That’s none of your damned business, and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!

Wah! Woohoo! We won a Big 12 Serious! I love you, KU baseball!

Fifty-five minutes until a state of pure inebriation! Yay!

Why is there a luxury automobile dealer in Lawrence?

I’ve been 21 for three hours and seven minutes, and I’ve been drunk for every minute of it. I love it!

I just got done eating, and I came outside and walked behind one of the KU buses, and I don’t even want a cigarette! It’s a miracle!

Oh, boo hoo. Brandon Rush is leaving us to go to the NBA. Wah. Wake up, people. College athletics isn’t about education, it’s about getting paid.

They say Mr. Pibb is the replica of Dr. Pepper, but it’s the bullshit replica, because the dude didn’t even get his degree.

Nothing can break your spirit for the end of the year like two honors O-Chem tests.

Thank God I bought a four-wheel drive. Now I can drive down 19th Street.

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