Wescoe Wit

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Girl 1: (rapping) This is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot. I’m hot because I’m fly. You not because you not.

Girl 2: Uhh… (gives friend a strange look)

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Guy: Eww… gross. Are you picking your nose?

Girl: No! I was just feeling to see if I had a deviated septum.

Guy: Whatever, gold digger!

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Girl 1: Do you think my finger’s falling off?

Girl 2: Why do you say that?

Girl 1: I mean, I don’t have any feeling in it and the skin is dry.

Girl 2: And that means your finger’s falling off?

Girl 1: In some cultures.

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Girl 1: So do you know the people in this picture?

Girl 2: No, but my boss knows a lot of adults who can pose.

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Girl 1: I love how these exercise balls really help with your stability.

Girl 2: You know what I think would be cool?

Girl 1: What?

Girl 2: It would be cool if that thing had a fake penis on it, so you could just bounce on it.

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