Wescoe Wit

By Katrina Mohr

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Girl 1: You know what my new pet peeve is?

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: Overweight people who have overweight dogs. They feed themselves too much and they do the same to their dogs. Horrible. The dogs have no choice.

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Guy 1: Do you want to play foosball?

Guy 2: That depends on how much you want to hate yourself later.

Guy: Vodka has 0 calories, so I never feel guilty about drinking it.

Girl: You are a liar and an idiot. It has the same amount as every other hard liquor.

Guy: No, you are so wrong. I’m positive it has none.

Girl: I’m a girl. Don’t even try to argue with me on matters concerning calories.

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Guy: It’s like giving foreign coins to a homeless person to confuse them.

Guy: I feel so refreshingly capitalist sipping my Starbucks latte.

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Girl: You gotta work on your comebacks.

Guy: I’ll come on your mom’s back!

Girl: Don’t ever talk about my mom like that. I’ll stab you with my pencil.

Guy: I’ll stab your mom with my pencil.

 

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