Free For All: November 1, 2007

You know what really grinds my gears? Those damn babies in

restaurants that won’t shut the hell up.

Have you ever noticed how Chuck Norris jokes are actually based on Winston Churchill jokes? Kind of like, “Winston Churchill was able to shoot down Nazis just by pointing his fingers and saying, ‘bang.”’

Cupcakes. That’s all I’m going to say.

I just want to call in and thank whoever found my KUID in Wescoe. You’re my savior.

I had no idea Lawrence had such a huge opossum population. There are literally four of them living on my front porch.

Every time I see Mangino’s name in the paper, I accidentally read it as Magneto. It actually makes things exciting for a moment.

I’d like to say something that should go without saying. Fans of undefeated top 10 teams do not rip down their goalposts after beating a non-ranked team.

Quit looking for the medallion, it’s already been found.

Sorority girls. That’s one.

Free for All, I need your help. I lost my favorite black leather jacket on a KU bus on Monday. If anybody finds it, please turn it into the Union.

Ugg boots and running shorts are a definite “no.”

Anyone who thinks that KU should stop winning at football should be stoned on Wescoe Beach.

Beer is good. Beer is good. Beer is good.

On Saturday, do no wear red. Do not wear red. Do not wear red.

I just saw Mickey Mouse riding his bike to class.

Is that an elf?

I have three midterms this week. Two today and one the morning after Halloween. They planned this.

 

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