Free For All: November 5, 2007

By KANSAN

Monday, November 5, 2007

Hey University Maintenance Truck, you just dropped your Bud Light box.

I just saw Satan on campus in a cream-colored suit! And guess what? He’s a mouth-breather.

I just had to watch my boyfriend sleep with a wood nymph, and now I just want to blow coke or something.

I had a dream that I got hit by a KU bus last night.

I just stumbled across a station playing non-stop Christmas music.

I was just wondering if anyone else saw Fred Phelps on CNN with a KU Jayhawks coat?

Anyone remember the fat kid that yelled “overrated” at Brandon Rush last year? Please, throw stuff at him every game.

You know what I hate about college life? Pretentious guitar players who hate guitar hero.

The Patriot Act is the reason the New England Patriots keep winning the Super Bowl.

I absolutely love the week of Halloween. It’s when the freaks come out to play.

Seriously, Rock Chalk Dancers, is it necessary to wear Uggs to practice?

Oh my God, Britney Spears on SNL when she wasn’t a skank! Oh, wait, she’s never not been a skank.

To the girl I just met at Brothers on Friday night: Wow, I wish I had gotten your number.

In the Watson Library main men’s room, there’s one sink that has hot and cold, one sink that’s indicated just hot, one sink that’s just cold, and then a fourth sink that has nothing. What the fuck is up with that?

I’m at the game, and I’m about to go down on the field and punch the bitch ref that called us Kansas State.

Ice cream is a great Band-Aid.

I’m just wondering who taught Nebraska to play football. K-State?

Kansas football knows how to Mangino that ho!

We’ve got one badass football team.

I bet when the KU football team loses its first game, the players have to give Mangino a sponge bath.

If we don’t win a football game, it creates a big problem, and Lawrence is going to be down for a whole week. So yes, it is a big deal if we lose a game.

I just heard a Nebraska fan say that this is the last time they are coming to this town, and that made me so happy.

My brother yelled “rip his fucking head off” in the non-student section, and he was the only one that found it funny, and he found it really, really funny.

Whatchin’ the football game rerun on Channel 6 is amazing. You can definitely hear the student section yell “rip his fucking head off” every time we kick it.

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