Free For All: November 7, 2007

By KANSAN

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

I really hope the T-shirt that misspelled “you’re” does not win the T-shirt contest, because that would be really damn embarrassing.

In the T-shirt idea “If you can’t beat KU, your not alone,” the “your” should be Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E.

If your hero is White Owl then you’re really shooting for the stars.

Great. Everyone that saw the game is going to think that Lawrence is full of crazy hippies like White Owl. It’s not true.

I have come to the conclusion that if I was ever lost in the wilderness I would die.

Go to YouTube and type “Kansas White Owl.”

Does anybody beside me think that this White Owl guy is a joke, and he should just leave our campus the hell alone?

I figured out why Kansas is so windy. It’s because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks.

It wouldn’t be a day in the life if organic chemistry didn’t continue to rape me up the butt hole.

I was just wondering why in the UDK they have more stories about Kerry Meier catching a touchdown pass than people shooting at Lewis Hall.

You know, giving Britney Spears her kids back is like giving Michael Vick his dogs back — probably not a good idea.

Reesing hangs six touchdowns on Nebraska and doesn’t get Big 12 offensive player of the week? Sweet Jesus! What does our team need to do to get some respect?

I just saw a girl walking across campus wrapped in her comforter.

You know it’s starting to get cold on campus when you see a girl wearing Uggs and a high school letter jacket. Now that’s awesome.

It’s getting cold outside. Time to stop prowling for booty and find a snuggle-buddy.

I wonder if that girl that lives on the fifth floor of Oliver will ever notice me?

There’s an army of North Face clones taking over the campus.

Get over it. The princess is always in another castle.

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