Free for All: November 9, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, November 9, 2007

I hope my floormates fail this semester and drop out. Four down, forty to go.

Hey girl hey!

To the person who earlier said that their friend likes to give himself the Shocker, how does one give a man a Shocker? I think there’s a problem there.

It’s true, though. Ass is all I look for. And I’ve got to say, KU has a lot more fine women than Topeka.

Oh Organic Chemistry. Why, oh why, do you have to rape me in numerous places?

You can’t spell Kansas without the A-S-S! And that, my friends, is the only thing the frat boys are looking for!

How should I take it when a waiter told me that if I stole his pen he would tackle me softly?

Free For All, if you know of anyone that has lost a calculator recently will you let me know please? I found one.

OH Mrs. Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head!

Hey, One of my friends has never had a girlfriend. Anyone want to help him out?

Congratulations! You’ve played Guitar Hero long enough to win 1,000,000 points!

Does anyone else realize that no matter how good Todd Reesing is this year, there is no way that he can get the Heisman because he didn’t play much last year?

Whoever keeps drawing Monkeyzilla’s in the Anschutz study rooms, Iove them

Vote Todd Reesing for National Quarterback Award

Join the Todd Reesing For Heisman group on facebook

I love being naked!

Why can’t I ever choke out a “hi” to a guy.

A friend of mine just did the DK Jungle Parkway shortcut. What we once new as Mario Kart has now become a completely new monster.

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