Free For All: November 15, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, November 15, 2007

For the person who pulled the fire alarm for the Psych 104 test today: Thanks. No, actually, you really wasted our time.

I heard Sherron Collins is going to be replaced by Aqib Talib.

Ooh, I like the way your monkey thinks.

I am Beowulf.

I just thought I should let you know that Chuck Norris is suing “Law & Order,” claiming that those are the trademark names of his left and right leg. (Editor’s Note: Please, no. Lets not start this again.)

Studies show that over 400,000 people live in RVs. If this is true, then how do these people get their mail?

Did everybody on campus know that we’re 10-0 in football? I had no clue until I heard White Owl say it, like, 100 times on Wescoe beach today.

I thought the girl with triangle breasts was weird, then I saw the guy with the hexagonal ass.

Kansas: keeping America safe from Missouri since 1854.

The UCLA Bruins play on a wooden court.

Happy birthday, grizzly bear, even though you don’t deserve it.

Why does my biology TA have to be so dang hot?

My friend just got paid to make out with a guy for three hours. Does that make her a whore?

Is it weird that my friend went up to a room to check on a mold problem and came back with hickies?

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