Free For All: October 10, 2007

By KANSAN

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I think we should start a campaign to get rid of squirrels on campus. I swear, they’re out to get me.

The article criticizing the KU football program looks really petty considering we beat a ranked opponent at Manhattan for the first time since 1989, we’re undefeated, and in the top twenty five, ranked in both polls for the first time in over a decade.

Free for All, I really miss my biology teacher. Come back, Craig Martin!

Dear Free for All, I would just like to say that I fell down the back stairs of Wescoe and broke my ankle. While I’d like to thank the dude, Chris, who helped me down the stairs, my horoscope said I was going to have an “A” day, and today was not an “A” day.

How many parades are there in Lawrence a year?

Free for All, I swear, there are so many car accidents in Lawrence. I drive drunk better than half these people drive sober.

To the cute little cheerleading couple: Budig 120 is not a hotel room, it’s a classroom. Stop kissing each other and acting like you’re having sex in class.

Looks like someone forgot their power towel.

I think that K-State fans should probably throw in their power towels.

It’s my birthday!

I saw a pigeon with a twelve inch dick this weekend.

Just to let you know, we broke up a hell of a long time ago.

I just saw this really nice car curb-check and drive off. It made my night.

This is to the girl who was wondering why the 14th Street hill takes the oxygen out of her lungs every morning and she didn’t know why: I know why. It’s because you’re fat and you’re out of shape. Maybe you should walk up and down that hill until it doesn’t take the oxygen out of your lungs anymore, fatty.

Can you print “muff diver”? That’s what my uncle wanted to name his dog.

I’m sorry. All I heard was “blah blah blah, I’m a dirty tramp.”

Let me borrow that fucking top, batch!

Free for All, why do you only print the worst comments this year? Including this one, of course.

Misguided One, you have created negative energy for the Jayhawks by stealing a game day flag from the front porch of a former KU player’s home. Erase your evil deed. Return the flag to it’s rightful place on University Drive. Restore positive energies. Rock Chalk, Jayhawk.

I’m going to cry when I see my stats grade

Hey bus drivers, just because you’re bigger than everyone doesn’t mean that your ego should be as well.

The mulch on campus smells good.

Bruce Johnson smells like baby diapers.

8 posts my fucking ass. I probably posted 8 times myself.

Free for all, when I grow up I want to be Aqib Talib.

Let me guess, Bruce Johnson is the new Chuck Norris?

Bruce Johnson doesn’t sleep. He waits.

Free Nelson the Gnome!

Bruce Johnson has two speeds: Walk and Kill and always both.

I just received my first grade on an English paper this year, and for the first time ever at KU, my confidence has not only been ravaged, it has been apocalyptically annihilated. Surely the second coming is at hand.

Is it necrophilia, if the corpse initiates?

I have got to cut into these brownies!

A friend from high school misused the words “lady crush” and that confused me at first, but now we’re girlfriends.

I think that if a teacher tells you that they are a hard grader, they have confidence issues.

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