Free For All: October 18, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Studying abroad is pretty much cheaper than a semester at KU, out of state.

When Global Warming is at the point where we’re waging war over clean water, I’m going to steal Al Gore’s water bottles, his clean drinking water, and pour it over my body on a nice, warm December of January day, standing next to my Olympic-sized swimming pool.

I think KU should pave paradise and put up a parking lot. By that, I mean they should tear down McCollum and put up a parking garage, so I don’t have to park at the Lied Center and walk all the way in heels.

If it’s really that hard for you to park your big ass Hummer between two white lines, you should probably get a smaller car.

Steven Colbert might run for president. I think this is the happiest day of my life.

Steven Colbert is running or president. It is the best day of my life.

Did you know the Esurance girl is really a brunette? I know from experience, if you know what I mean. Hey-O!

Contrary to popular belief, everyone in the parking lot does not like your music and does not want to listen to it at eight in the morning.

To the kid in the Naismith parking lot who took a Dillons cart off-roading and racked himself: Thanks. You totally made my night.

I have just confirmed that you get wetter riding your bike in the rain than you do walking.

Dear Bus Pass, why did I have to lose you?

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Thunderstorms are God’s way of giving hippies showers.

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What do you think?

What are your plans for the summer?

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To hell and back

A fight outside Naismith Hall began Thor Nystrom's year-long journey into the ...

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Free for All: August 29, 2007

I hate you, Park & Ride. Now I’m late for class. I ...

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Free For All: September 24, 2007

If a song is going to bleep out a word, they should ...

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Give 'em a break

Tone down the road rage when dealing with student ticketers

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Letter: Government shouldn't help make Hummers

Stimulus money shouldn't go toward the production of inefficient cars.

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Free For All: March 16, 2007

We’re definitely winning the Final Four. Colbert said it was going to ...

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Overworked students' dangerous race against time

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Osborne: How to get out of a ...

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Get to know your freshman Student Senate ...

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Stephen Colbert mocks University research

University research study closer to creating male contraception

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Free For All: April 18, 2007

Free for All is my new addiction.

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Keith: What happens when we cut the ...

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Parking regulations cause controversy

Car parking spots eliminated to make room for mopeds.

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Free For All: March 7, 2007

March Madness, baby! Catch the fever.

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Schwartz: Homes aren't so earth friendly

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Free For All: September 4, 2007

It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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Baby Steps

How five days without a car helped Jayplay writer Courtney Hagen realize ...

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Forging Colbert rapport

Student Senate resolution would make comedian Stephen Colbert honorary student body president.

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Lawrence residents lose cars to theft, but ...

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Essential life skills: Parallel parking

In case of emergency, read quickly.

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Hirschfeld: Blue containers best way to go ...

These recycling containers are easy solutions for students looking to be more ...

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Good for you / bad for you

Spare your hair

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Saturdays with Bob

How KU football brought my dad and me closer together.

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Free For All: October 30, 2007

I demand more mild weather days before it gets this cold.

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35 Things to do before you MOVE ...

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Dusting off the gears

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A Lesson In Leaping

I watched my brother hurl himself thirty feet into the muddy water ...

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Question & Answer

with William Elliott Whitmore

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Let's talk dirty

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Free For All: August 30, 2007

To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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What It Feels Like: To Have Your ...

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Roommates: Are they worth it?

Why it’s not always bad to be a loner

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Kansan Departments

Your guide to surviving the week.

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Free for all: Oct. 17

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Free For All: September 19, 2007

After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!

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Car rental service has a promising start

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Out and About

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