Wescoe wit: October 18, 2007

Guy 1: Seriously, pizza is the most complete food ever. You’ve got your bread, you’ve got your milk, you’ve got your meat…

Guy 2: You’ve got your fats and oils and grease.

Guy 1: I was getting there.

Professor: Now in French, léver is a verb that means “to get up.” It can also mean a tax increase, which makes it a word I’m sure Hilary (Clinton) is fond of.

Girl 1 (quietly from the back of the classroom): Republican…

Girl 1 (while playing a trivia game): What day is named after a planet?

Girl 2: Earth day!

Girl 1: …Day of the week, hon.

Professor: What do they grow a lot of in Poland, typically?

Girl: Vodka?

 

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