Free For All: October 19, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, October 19, 2007

To the girl who was reapplying her freaking make up at Mrs. E’s: You should be very thankful that urge to punch you was only just barely resistible.

Look Free for All! It’s the world’s most beautiful rainbow! Do me on it!

To the guys that just stole the string lights from Mrs. E’s: That was a really douchy thing to do.

I have a very serious question. Would you rather be attacked by vampires or zombies?

To the girl I drove by and splashed water all over: I did it on purpose.

(Sung) Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head.

I think Lawrence roads are made of the same stuff as the Wicked Witch of the West. When water touches them, they just disintegrate.

I was just at Watkins library, and the guy next to me was watching porn, loudly. The librarian just asked him to turn the volume down.

To all the older girls out there: Please remember that age doesn’t mean maturity.

Why am I so attracted to older women?

Mother Nature’s a whore.

Just kidding about the staying up till 3 on my robot. I’m going to see the sunrise today.

And so it was that I called the Free for All.

To the person who lost the black camera outside of The Hawk: You can contact me at 785-I-don’t-actually-know-where-your-camera-is. Gotcha!

Mario Chalmers has more hops than a brewery!

Either that dead thing in the middle of the road was a raccoon, or Lawrence now has a beaver problem.

I stopped and checked. It’s a beaver. I’m really confused on what a dead beaver is doing in the middle of my road.

The honors students can enroll before everyone else? They don’t need any more help or special treatment.

What do you call a fully-loaded Toyota Prius?

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